MATT DAMON NEEDS TO BE SEXIEST

Brad Pitt with George Clooney and Matt Damon

MATT DAMON is so tired of 'OCEAN’S THIRTEEN' co-stars BRAD PITT and GEORGE CLOONEY beating him in sexiest male polls he’s putting together a campaign fund. Both Clooney and Pitt have been named the hottest men alive by various publications in recent years, but Damon has only ever made it into the top ten. Next year the frustrated actor is aiming to conduct a proper campaign to strip his hunky pals of their titles. He says, "I’m going to get a war chest going and save my money. George said I was close this year but I ran out of money for my campaign, which is why he won."